Sunday, April 3, 2016

The New Review - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I need to do this more often. Here we go...



"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
Directed by Zack Snyder.
Starring Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg

Background Check: a sequel to Zack Snyder's Superman epic "Man of Steel"... This is the bridge set-up for DC's big "anything you can do, we do too" team up movie... But can the DCU really capture the same lightning in a bottle that Marvel did? We will see.

Concept: Superman has been public for two years. Batman has been public for 20 years. What happens when the Dark Knight and Man of Steel finally lock horns? Well... Maybe something bigger is in the horizon.

Execution:
Cast: Cavill and Adams return. So does Cowboy Curtis(bonus for you if you get the reference). Badass Jeremy Irons as Alfred, Jesse Eisenberg going from Zuckerberg to Luthor... Not much of a stretch. But Batfleck... How did they all do? Score: 10/10

Characters: Affleck is the best Batman overall(second to ONLY Kevin Conroy)...experienced, grizzled, and extremely pissed off at Supes. Irons pulled off the first "badass" Alfred. Not the nurturing butler this time. Lex Luthor stole the show. Not the Lex we all know just yet... But he got there toward the end. And Superman stepped up to the plate. Shouldering the load of superheroing... While still trying to be a man. Looking away from the critics to still save the day. Score: 10/10

Story: mashing together parts of many comics stories, it transitions between those with ease. You get a clear, yet somber story that wasn't supposed to be "fun". It was to fill you hope. Plus, it set up the future on the DCU on film. Something big. Score: 9/10

Visual: overall, stunning. Issues with the CGI of Doomsday and tracking the Doomsday fight in 3D is nearly impossible. But dark tones, hopeful light, and contrasts of Gotham and Metropolis just across the bay from each other. Looked great, but not perfect. Score: 8/10

Sound: Simply put, the score is amazing. Go buy it. Hans Zimmer's last work. Score: 10/10

Flow: at first, the movie doesn't flow right. Zack Snyder has a history of flow issues with me(the dismal Sucker Punch is my example) and once again it has to do with balancing dream sequences. But this time, those sequences were necessary, and it was the balance of Superman in the movie. Anything to do with the Senator seemed like it broke the movie's stride... But once she is dead, the flow is great. But... Still feels weird. Score: 7/10

Substance: paid critics all say this movie isn't fun. I didn't know all superhero movies had to be... The fact that it isn't fun, that is what makes it great. If it had more levity, it would've killed the potential it used, the potential it has, and what we will see from it. It was two signs of the same coin. Light/Dark, Hope/Pain, Serenity/Shadows. Nothing was lacking... BUT most of the substance was ruined by the trailers. Doomsday might not have been the biggest part of the movie, but his reveal would've been more impactful if kept secret. Score: 8/10

Closure: I will save the ending for a different category, but aside from that, we end with foreshadowing of both a HUGE evil coming, and the need for the Justice League... Lex is in jail. But... What happened to Doomsday's body? We know in the comics he keeps coming back... Where is he? Score: 9/10

Legacy: as for Superman, Cavill plays a different kind, and that's okay. Best Batman yet, Affleck pulled it off...and keeps distance from the Nolanverse. A great sequel to Man of Steel, a wonderful starting point for Batman, and lays the foundation for Justice League and the DCU as a whole. Score: 9/10

Extra Oomph: I'm going to mention the Jesus Allegory first. Man of Steel likened Superman to Jesus. Snyder confirmed... And it worked. He continued it in this one... Praise for his commitment to that... But that is not what is really go here. The ending. Once Doomsday was revealed, I instantly thought what he is defined by: "Death and Return of Superman". I did not think they would actually kill Superman in the movie. No way, no how... And they fucking did it. It was shocking to me they did it, and it worked so well to further the story. Allows Bruce Wayne to be the one to get the band together. Because "The Death of Superman" WAS in it, I have to. Score: 10/10

Total Score: 90/100.            A- overall

Conclusion: was it a perfect movie? No. Does it compete directly with the MCU? Yes. Imagine if "Thor" had a much serious tone... It would be equal to this movie. Which is a complement, because I loved Thor and it was directed by one of my favorite directors. We got a solid movie... Great performances, and as a Batman fan, Ben Affleck is MY new Batman.

It's all a matter of opinion: I cannot stress enough that THIS is MY opinion, you can either agree with me or not. I don't have to justify my opinion, because *clears throat* that's what this blog is about. Whether I like it or not doesn't mean you have to or not...... It's just my justification behind MY recommendation... Which leads me to my FINAL JUDGMENT...

FINAL JUDGMENT: again, I stress that it is not the perfect movie, but it is a great movie. And if you haven't seen it yet, then don't wait any longer. We need to prove those asshat critics wrong... BUT as my Final Judgment, I do need to be honest... Do NOT go see it in 3D.

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So there you have it, I gave "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" a 90. Pretty good, in my opinion.

Stay tuned, next one I will do will be my very late Deadpool review.

Until then...

~The Master is Out


Tuesday, July 28, 2015

The End Is Fear

So here I am. Two weeks removed from one of the worst nights of my recent history. So many things going through my head. So... I shall lay them all out here. For you all to see.

That night... A terrible storm was raging through Columbus. And a different kind of lightning bolt hit me from a different kind of storm.

Friday, July 10, 2015

The New Review - Inside Out

I feel so... Emotional.

The New Review
"Inside Out"
Director: Pete Docter and Ronaldo Del Carmen
Starring Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Mindy Kaling, Phyllis Smith, Lewis Black

The New Review - Jurassic World

Woohoo Next

The New Review
"Jurassic World"
Director: Colin Trevorrow
Starring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio

The New Review - Terminator: Genisys

It's that time again. And it's been awhile...

So we are slightly changing the format...

Slightly

Here we go...

The New Review!!
"Terminator: Genisys"
Director: Alan Taylor
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney

Sunday, March 22, 2015

The TRUE Neverending Story

So... hello there, my readers. It's been awhile. Sorry I don't post that often anymore. I have a lot of work to do to adjust my lists too. Eventually, I will get to it. First step is to get back into blogging. Life has actually been pretty good, even with the usual roadblocks of not have confidence in myself or just plain bad luck. I can honestly say my luck has changed for the better. Because of that, blogging has become harder and harder because this is where I would go to vent. I can vent on Facebook, but at the cost of a smaller post. Easier most of the time.
But this topic deserved a blog.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

The Taboo Topic

Okay... the topic I'm about to cover is going to be touchy, and personally, I don't care who likes it. I try my hardest not to talk about two topics... politics and religion.
Well this one isn't about politics...
Let's start with this.
I am an agnostic. What is an agnostic? Well, there are a few different versions. With out going into details on all of them, the basic idea is that being agnostic means you aren't sure about something associated with religion.

Yin Yang Year

I know 2014 isn't quite over, but it is coming to an end soon... so I thought I would touch on the three things that define my 2014, one good, one bad, one a bit of both.
Let's start with bad...

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

FTW - The Economic Juggernaut

Well well well. It seems that it is time for for a new FTW... and this one has been brewing for quite some time...
So let's get down to it...
I say "Fuck Walmart".

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Anatomy of a Song - Back to What Brought You Edition

Well... it's been even longer since I've done an Anatomy post... let's see if I still got it.
I haven't bought very many albums since I last did an Anatomy post. I should've done one for Gary Allan's "Set You Free", mainly for "It Ain't The Whiskey". Because he IS my favorite artist.
BUT the subject of this Anatomy is Big & Rich. If Gary is my fave artist, then Big & Rich would be my fave duo. Their sound has always been unique, ranging from rockin' country like "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" to wedding ballads like "Lost In This Moment" to just cool crooning like "Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace".

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Move Over Jimmy Olson

I've never had a post so hard for me to find words for, but I did want to wait until I was ready to touch on this subject. Bear with me, there may be some rambling, and I know I have some tears in there. But I think I got this. What topic?......
Robin Williams...

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Been Way Too Long

It really has been too long. So many times I could have posted something, so many reviews I could've done, and it just isn't something I could bring myself to do. So many things on my mind, so many things that I've wanted to do, so many times I've wanted to speak my mind.

And then I finally decided I need to speak.

I'm going to address something that I didn't do this year, because they were close to the same as last year... my New Year's Revolutions.

Usually I just give up on them, because what's the point... but this time I didn't, and it took longer than 2013, but I got most of them. I won't address them in order, but I will... let's begin.

I said I wanted to lose weight. Well, it took getting a scare to get it done, but it is working. I am now a diabetic, and it's okay. Not a total change, but it was an awakening. Not just the diabetes, but personal inspiration... I will get to that later... but the weight loss... I think about 35 pounds in 3 months is a good thing. More to hopefully come.

What about being a doormat? Nope. Not anymore. The power is back in my hands, and feels pretty good. I'm still a little too hard on myself, and there is still a list of things I want to change... but I'm finally going in the right direction. One step at a time.

Now I did mention decorating some closets. I was referring to showing more support for LGBT. I need to do more of that... some of it is out of hand. My state is still being a bitch and not letting these people get married... sometimes I'm ashamed to be a Hoosier... but I'm here anyway.

My voice... well, you see how often I make blog posts now? I'm not doing anything with my voice. Things aren't as bad, so I don't have anything to FTW about... but I might soon. Gimme a few days... I got one. Plus I have something important to blog about... might do that tonight... point is, you will hear more from me... that IS a promise.

Now, the last one I'm most proud of. Um... guess who isn't single anymore? Yeah... I know... shocks me too. And technically, I did what everyone told me to do. I stopped looking... she found me. Granted, I pulled a move I never thought I could... and it worked. What the fuck, right? But me... I found someone, er... she found ME. Me... and like I said, I'm proud. She seems to be the perfect match for me. So much so, it is hard to describe. I do know this... she's got a horrible case of the geek... and that's awesome, cause I already had it, and it just makes me that more contagious. Would you say I'm in love? You bet... oh, I mentioned inspiration. Well, there she is. I won't mention her name on here, until I get permission, because those are my rules on here... but I'm sure she knows who she is. I am Luigi and she is my Princess Daisy(why not Mario? Because fuck Mario!) I love you Cara Mia.

So... you could say, over the course of the last 20+ months, alot of things have changed. Some really sad, but most have been for the better. And I have my Jace & Liliana for that(again, they know who they are)(COOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!). They helped me in so many ways. Including being the driving force behind preventing the one thing that has nearly almost always gotten in my way......

Giving up...

Thanks bro and sis... I owe you...

I think I found my voice again...

Sounds different... yet... strangely familiar...

Oh...... WHAT ABOUT BOB?!?

I didn't forget you either...

~The Master is Out

Thursday, February 13, 2014

The New Review - RoboCop

It's been quite awhile since I've posted a good blog, and even longer since I've done a good review...

So let's get to it, shall we?

The New Review

RoboCop (2014)
Directed by José Padilha
Starring Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Wow... I've missed this

It's been quite awhile since I've done a post. I'm gonna try do more, I promise. So much to say, so much to catch up on. Now I have to means to try and keep up.

I dunno what all is coming, just know it's coming...

Wow, has it really been that long?

Stay tuned!!!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

New Year's Revolutions 2013

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I'm late, but ya know what, fuck you. It's been a really long time since I've post ANY kind of post, so feel lucky I'm doing it now.

Since 2012 was full of shit, hopefully 2013 won't be so bad.

Let's find out, shall we...

But let me start by continuing my tradition of setting multiple New Year's Revolutions. Yeah, I know they are supposed to be called Resolutions, but trust me, I know my own life. It takes a revolution to keep fate from kicking my ass.

So, how about we get to that list.

Friday, July 27, 2012

The New Review - The Dark Knight Rises

The New Review

The Dark Knight Rises
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Starring: Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy, Anne Hathaway, Joseph Gordon-Levitt


Jump with me

The New Review - The Amazing Spiderman

Second of Two that I'm behind on



The New Review

The Amazing Spider-man
Directed by Marc Webb
Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary


Jump with me

The New Review - Marvel's The Avengers

The first of two I'm behind on...



Well, The Avengers... the greatest movie team up of all time... Did it work?

The New Review

Marvel's The Avengers

Directed by Joss Whedon
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, and many others

Jump with me

Well... I'm behind... So...

Yeah, I'm behind. It's been awhile since I've done any kind of post, and I do have about 4-5 to do. I have 3 movie reviews, and an Anatomy post... maybe even more...

Let's see if we can knock out those reviews and that Anatomy post... check back through out the day, and I should've have them all taken care of...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The Master's Follow-Up

I was going to post this on Facebook as a status, when I realized just how important it was to me and this blog and any other blog I've ever had... Those of you that have been reading my blogs for some time already know most of this, so this is for the newer-ish readers out there......... and yeah, it IS directed at one person in particular, but the IDEA of it applies to everyone who has ever stopped by my blog(s)...........

So here it is...