FTW #1 - Stick it in Her Ass and Not the Good Way Edition

That's right folks... It's time to debut FTW on The Master's Realm... and after all the discovery, I'm ready to come out of the gate on this one... this is going to be fun...

If you want a good read... looking for a good rant... Jump with me and enjoy...

FTW #1



I say "Fuck Megan Phelps"

And not in the good way either...

This stems from a movie... what's that you say? "It's just a movie." The movie isn't the problem... Let me explain... 

There is a movie coming out on Oct. 19, 2011 called "Red State". Written and Directed by Kevin Smith, the genius behind Dogma, Chasing Amy, & Clerks... "Red State" is Kevin's first horror movie. Before it will be released on Oct. 19, Kevin is personally touring with his movie, mainly targeting locations in actual Red States, along with have one of his famous Q&A sessions with the screening of the movie...... 

So what is this movie about? The synopsis I've read said this: "Three teenage school boys come across an online personal ad from an older woman looking for group sex. But what begins as a fantasy takes a dark, violent turn as they come face-to-face with a terrifying fundamentalist force with a fatal agenda."... Sounds like the kind of horror film Kevin Smith... so what's the problem?... the main character is based on a prominent being by the name of Fred Phelps, Sr... whether or not it was directly based or just loosely based... Either way it's a stab in that direction...

As for the topic of this FTW, Fred Phelps Sr. is Megan Phelps' dad...... now who is Fred Phelps? Fred Phelps is a disbarred lawyer turned jackass pastor, head of the Westboro Baptist Church - WBC Cult. They are infamous for protesting at military funerals, gay pride gatherings, even other mainstream Christian events and celebrations he had nothing to do with(more so an "I didn't get invited so I'm crashing it.")... have you ever heard the bullshit slogan "GOD HATES FAGS"... Fred Phelps created that...... oh and Megan is definitely her father's daughter... the heir of bullshit...... people like Fred and Megan Phelps are the main reason I will not claim to be a Christian... THAT is another story...

When Kevin Smith showed "Red State" at the Sundance Film Festival two weekends ago, Megan Phelps and her merry band of fucktards were outside to protest Kevin's movie... but there were a whole hell of alot more people picketing Megan Phelps and supporting Kevin and his genius... that should show her, except those fucking dumbasses don't know when to quit......

So in summary, Kevin Smith is releasing a fictional movie that is being protested by anti-gay "holier-than-thou"s because the leader's Daddy is the inspiration for it, because he is/was one of the worst bigoted, anti-gay "holier-than-thou" of them all... think Pat Robertson with a picket sign... So that means this movie must be really good...

I WILL be watching this movie on Oct. 19... by the way, October 19 is the 17th Anniversary of the theatrical release of "Clerks", his first movie... so celebrate the birthday of Jay, Silent Bob, Dante & Randall... by sticking it to a self-righteous, self-serving, "holier-than-thou" bitch named Megan Phelps...

So I say "Fuck Megan Phelps" with the Devil's dick if you prefer... and if you are offended by that, well go back up and read where I mentioned she was the heir to an anti-gay cult that protests at military funerals... if it still offends you, the invitation to "Fuck Megan Phelps" can be and will be extended to you...

Not quite as preachy as I can be with my FTW, but I figured with the subject material, it would be okay...

Hope you enjoyed this edition of FTW, and I promise the next one, I'm going right for the jugular...

Until then, thank you for reading...

~The Master is Out